Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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