i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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