I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Blood and glitter go together right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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