I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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