So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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