I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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