you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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