Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There's always time for handjobs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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