My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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