for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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