Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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