ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.