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• (850): View more from Florida

  so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.

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  like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo

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  Wat

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.

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• (631): View more from New York

  are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.

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