Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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