i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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