If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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