Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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