i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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