There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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