oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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