Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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