Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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