so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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