Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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