Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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