I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize