your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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