my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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