do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
where am i from again
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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