the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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