? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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