I want to have your abortion
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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