Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The adults are the big ones right?
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