What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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