we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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