So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
They have beer where we have blood.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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