you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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