I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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