i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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