This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just want nice things and good sex
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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