I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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