U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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