Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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