it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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