Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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