I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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