I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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