she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
