so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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