I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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