If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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