people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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