No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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