If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
the raccoons are back...
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