i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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