I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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