Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
What a dumb baby whore.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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