stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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